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heh want to see a pic of my knife? my dean stabber 56?

I love begging for people to enter my dean AIF, but HATEEEEE joining AIF...

so whenever anyone asks me to join their AIF? well i deaning stab them. (with my knife)

some people call me by my nickname.. nightshade, which is when i am feeling dark and fricking mighty

but you can just call me dean mate. (or dont idc)

this is my night form, dean darkmode as some people call it. IDC

i guess? this is my blog page for dean

ch1. cameron jon pork thorpe tuah

man i hate this fricking guy.. he calls himself.. "cameron jon pork thorpe tuah"

i could only think of stabbing this guy... with my KNIFE now you may be asking.. oh what did cameron jon pork thorpe tuah do? why do you fricking this guy? when i first met him, he tried to dap me up. he seemed chill and fricking all. like a chill guy but this FRICKING guy. put jelly on my hand. this FRICKING guy had the nerve to put jelly on my hand. oh boi i wish i had my dean knife on me Man.. if your reading this right now. sleep with both eyes closed. so that i can stab you man.. frick you. (cant say fuck or my mum will take away the squid game for a week

ch2.heh, stabbed this guy

lol

ch3. stabbing pills

so my dean parents keep telling me to take the anti-stabbing pills to stop stabbing people but they just deaning get it? i WANT to use my dean knife. i WANT to stab people man... they also say that i need "glasses?" why cant i just get past this? sometimes i just feel like wearing a mask. this is knife deans world. and fricking your just living in it buddy.

ch4. aiueghaeriuaeg

iusghuigaehuihgelijnsfjlhgiuhefla

^ this was the words of someone who i stabbed.exe

ch5. Manny.

so this is my little baby brother baby bones (hes called because i stabbed all his bones)

i frigging hate my dean baby bones brother man.. like if my life was diary of a wimpy kid, i would be greg and fricking this little shit would be manny. thorgleschick is basically rowley.. instead of eating the cheese (yucky cheese touch) he eats jelly and fricking puts it on year 7s. some may even say my life lis like a book. a wimpy book. but dont get me wrong. i am not wimpy. because i stab people

ch6. inviis able

man i wish i could see this show but like.. my parents no let me becaues they think it makes me violent thoughts... i can hear my brain growling at me when they say NO. this is just like squid game. ch7. dude. hold up. hold up hold up/ so my frigging teacher this lesson decided to mess with me bro legit gave me a packet? like a learning packet. and fricking man.. some people just dont deaning learn like that so i stabbed my teacher 60 times because they handed me a packet. am i the asshole? (i use reddit btw my name is u/nightshade) ch8. its coming for me deanbros so i was playing my dean game marvvel rivals (i have 4 lords btw) i hear a banging noise coming from my walls.. its coming from my washing machine... my knife is in the other room, so i cant defend myself is it over deanbros?

ch7. walls

nevermind guys its just thropus without any bones in the wall

he is covered in dean juice (blood for those who know

and this fricking midbot is screaming for help get out of my room you creep ch9 exe

idk felt pretty exe, might delete this later or something idk

ch10. dean dean dean dean dean

dean' dean' dean' dean'-dean dean' dean' dean' dean'-dean dean' dean' dean' dean dean' dean' dean' dean'

ch12. Wee Skelly Jones

so basically I forgot to mention that baby bones is not my actual most youngest little brother. Wee Skelly Jones is less older than him. so basically wee skelly jones is like my little fricker dean brother. He doesnt even like my fricking dean knive so i stabbed him with it in his skelelton bones. Some people are probably curious why m y brothers are all made of bones like from underdale so ill reveal fricking dean story if we reach 100 web site views.

ch13. New brother guys!

so the stork has blessed our deaning family!! i now have a older brother thorprus is my new older baby brother even tho his older than me is still a stinking fricking dean baby for some reason he isnt allowed more than 7 shirts at a time (or else my dean mother locks him in the basement for 7 days without food and fricking burns his room to the ground his hobbies are green billabong shirt and fricking wearing glasses (he took them off for thsi pic) he was stabbed fifty times in the thorpt area he also isnt allowed to play video games past 5pm or else he wont get any food for the night and fricking has to hunt for virmin outside one time he was playing undertale at 5:01 and fricking got his kneecaps removed and fricking thrown downstairs, he slid down the stairs to get his kneecaps back until my mother picked him up and fricking threw him down there.

bazinga

one time i was playing marvel rivals (4 lords btw and fricking all of them are moonknight) and fricking i heard banging on my walls. i thought it was the fricking washing machine but it was just my brother trapped in the walls as punishment for not wearing his jorts he was begging for help because he was "starving" or something like that like dean off mate dean yourself NOW!!!!!!!!

ch14. New brother guys!

whats up dean fam i just got a new brother pre release the stork has blessed our dean family again (thank you lord jeff) idk whats with this green fellow but he always rides his fricking chicken idk?

i was given the honor of naming this one, so i called it thorgleschick some lore ig this was what thorgleschick did t

ch15. i HATE allen the alien

shut, the dean up. i dont want allen. i DONT WANT ALLEN. frick off. i HATE allen the alien, i HATE seth rogan suuurrrreeee i have enough v bucks (from fn) but i want it donated to me. but i want to stab allen. i hate allen. i hate allen. get out GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF THERE. PLEASE GET OUT IT HURTS. GET OUT. NOW. GET OUT. PLEASE. HELP ME DUCK OFF anyone who has allen allen the alien? more like ( GET OUT OF MY KNIFE Kimiko Five-Tails is my favoruite emote with the with reapers showtime emote this skin is preeettty cool man, it gets one tail everytime i get a kill (5 max)

ch16. fricking Gavin

Why won't Gavin FRICK off?? I almost hate him a third as much as Allen. Worst little dean brother oat. He look s o dumb and fricking weird and fricking gren. I hate gren skeletons. I'm sick of all these new deaning brothers. can I just get a new knife to stab some bones with??? what the bloody dean is up with that ts ts ts pmo

ch17. How the FUCK do owls turn head?

whats up dean gang, recently i have been trying to move my fricking dean head 180 like owls.. man my dean brother garvin keeps smacking the back of my head while saying f-edasjbgasdlgkjn, man. i wish i could turn around my head to give him a dean stab so he knows i mean . dude my neck bleeds from this shii like dude, it kinda hurts my baby bones oh yeah, baby bones.. i wonder if baby bones could turn his head like that, yk because he doesnt have his baby bones

ch17. death

fly high baby bones. this is what i can remember him by ig

you got to be DEANING kidding DEan dude i remember then thorpus sat on that thing and fricking screamed out YOWCH! dean dean dean dean dean' ouch just got stabbed from the toothpick

ch.17 thorpus

owch all of my fricking skin and fricking bones is in the oil man

ch.17 200 FUCKING view special

Guys i cannot fricking handle this I'm literally famous. I got recognised yesterday by someone i know in a place I regularly visit its fricking crazy dean nation. I made 3 new roblox friends on PLEASE DONATE in the last 3 months. and fricking Thorpus was only strung up in the oil chamber for like sixty deaning hours. and fricking he still has 3 bones. anyway guys to celebrate here is my roblox name please add me @deanious_nightshade and fricking if you find me on PLEASE DONATE then PLEASE DONATE to the Baby Bones rememberence cause PLEASE please please PLEAASE join my aif please()!tstst pplsase pleasaeansplaeas pleasaea pleasae please plaeplas im such a poorling

ch17. 1 day blinding stew

so my fricking beach ass brother just bit my fathers hair, as punishment he was given a Spiced carrot & lentil soup. Little did this lil fricker know, it would, blind him fr one day (one day blinding stew) stupid fricking dean gavin

ch17. 500 furry outfits (with clothes)

hi gang, i love playing 500 furry outfits (oh boi) i got all the badges for that game, install the app! you can get the ooiiaaee cloth for only 65 robux? what a steal.

ch17. the seventeenth chapter

what do you think they would think about this? WHAT IS THAT?? hahahahahahahahah, it's my cool landscape but I'm shocking people to death.. SMASH!! doosh.. I pressed smash and fricking it turns gravel into sand- WHAT IS THAT?? You're gonna get hacked bro. Touch my paw. Oh no a bunch of these people died, I guess I'm gonna have to crush them to death. That is not a plant bro that is a square. oh hohoho, look what he found. I just like red. What? Hahahahahaha, that's so random what the Hell. What do you mean not really? Are you okay? I said it was so random and fricking Thorpus said "Not really". He likes 5 thing ever and fricking it's fnaf, sfmanimations, poppy playtime and fricking drawing. No don't put that in. Oh great, here we go.. oh it was probably garten of Ban Ban.. what"s that? STOP. I said what,s that and fricking you just put that down.. *growls menacingly*.. Oh they've got juice ALL over their heads. They coluldn't eat it all, too much j-.. I WANT TO STICK GLUE IN HIS EYES!! I hope he gets glue in his eyes.. I burnt all these people to death.. and fricking I'll cover them all in cement just like thorpus. Once they're in cement I'm gonna bomb them all. Ok well all of them get hydrogen bo- GUH??!?! They're dead.. I'm sending a tornado to clean up their ashes. it's a human torch fire tornado like marvel rivals. See it? Look. I can make the-- Pfft.

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ch17. 300 view special, mate

ch17. 300 view special, mate man what the frick, i was like at 200 people at shii but now 300? man i getting neocities famous chat, dgih did you know that like?? if you get a circle piece you can put it inside of the square hole? that goes the same for triangle and fricking rectangle pieces (what the heck) to celebrate all my views im going to try and fricking get another lord on marvel rivals man I fricking love playing as black widow and fricking squirrel girl.

around this point is lost media 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

mid as heck dude

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ch17. phonk

i made a cool phonk

ch17. 1000 viewer spical

what the frick is up dean gang we are offical at 1000 viewers (what a trip it has been

i have prereleased my deaning album to stream on spotify (no flipping way

idk how to take editing perms away so pls dont add stuff to this playlist or i will stab you 50 times.

i am also signing knifes for anyone who finds me irl

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ch17. thorpus tuah

so i was scrolling my for you page and came across this video, whoever made this shoutout to you chat

ch17. Special thanks to fricking Cardijn (17)

shout out to everyone from cartigin, we love cartigin and we are famous in the carifgious culture

tribute to all the caridious people of this land

ch17. Rant: Minimum wage workers tw: Rant, wages, employeement, wage bondsmans

i was at the cinema to see the prereleased minecraft movie (i got in on demand for the limited time cost) and i had to interact with a person to book in with my ticket This beach asked me, can you give me a ticket, FRICK off you little wage bondsman, this beach kept telling me, oh you ned to hand in the ticket to go to the minecraft movie (prelease edition) which is like frick off dude, i know you are just trying to steal my ticket

I then called this little wagie a wage bondsman and they proceeded to kick me out for some reason, what the frick dean lads, at least i dont work 9-5 every single day, i upload to twitch.tv and get hype trains, which fyi is harder than your 9 to 5 but we wont go there, but this wagie had the audacity to kick a hard working citizen like me from enjoying myself, i dont have alot of free-time often, so frick this fricking wage bondsman.

imo this reminds me of this one time when i was watching the black adam movie, this movie was so shit that i left half of my popcorn uneaten, so i poured the popcorn down while saying this movie is shit before leaving, because i hate the janitors.

AITA reddit?

ch17. pls donate

so i found the meta for getting children on roblox to donate money to me, dean_nightshade on roblox btw

so i first got this jeff the landshark and then i go up to people begging for robux

please donate me robux, i am just a little shark man.. give me robux / please.. .

PLEASE.. AGIVMCXE MORE ROBU XXPLEASE,, I AM SOO GREEDY. .. I JSUT NEED 5 robux for 5 jamps.. just please.. . give me dolalr.s .s... s .. i am soo hunary.. s..fd i ccould eat a horse.. .ohghg it busating out.. . plesase just give mt 50 robux for 5 large jamps (they are equal to 10 normal jamps)

ch17. new brother guys

what is good dean gang, our family has been blessed again and had another fricking child mate

his name is your daily average boner

it is currently his fricking boneday today (so make sure to give him bones on his door step

this is only for a limited time only, 4/4/25

ch17. i have two sides

whats good dean fam, i am at 1300 viewser atm and i will reveal my second side mate.

this.. is my two time

ch17. i have two two sides

whats good dean fam, i am still at 1300 viewers atm, and i will reveal my second second side mate

this.. is my two two time.

ch17. locker reveal

this is for my 1452 viewer speical (htis is my favourite number btw)

so i will reveal my dean locker

fricking hell mate, i need a rating for this locker

ngl i dont use bags, i just carry shit with my back and rope to hold it all together

i mostly use my deaning locker for food and shii like toast and shii

bag schems:

my back hurts.. owithvc

CH17. thorgleschick

whats good, this fricking dumbass just bit off my 5 fingers (each hand) and now i cant type. , . , thorgleschick has my computer

i am soooo dry help.. . i need more lotion .s. .. ds please.. e,s . mmem= deans fingers. ,

oh god. . / my chciken jock . / i need more lotion . . , my name is https://deanstab2.neocities.org/img/images%20(15).jpeg thorgleschick

god my skin is sooo dry man. , please i need more skin treatment to handle my dry skin